Wednesday, December 21, 2005

It's Alive!

Deep in the dusty cellars of the Berlaymont, hidden from the world, lies the Constitutional Monstrosity, captive in a gigantic freezer. But will it remain thus forever?

No, a mad German scientist, and her Portuguese henchman Igor Jose Socrates are planning to revive it and set it loose upon an unsuspecting world...

Don't miss "THE RETURN OF THE CONSTITUTION!"

Coming soon to a referendum near you during 2007.